so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away…you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it’s not safe at high speeds, but you can still drive away from a raving serial killer. pro tip next time a knife wielding lunatic comes at you get in the car, you’ll be fine
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well this would have been useful last night
See this is where people make the mistake. If the knife maniac is running straight at your car, SLAM it into reverse. You probably won’t kill them but you might cause some damage. Then drive. They’ll be stopped and you can get away, and maybe they’ll even be at the same spot to call the cops (and maybe the ambulance) on
what a top notch addition to an already excellent post
are we going to ignore the guy who apparently had an encounter with a serial killer last night
they lived to post about it, it’s fine
Most times it isn’t even sex I crave.
It’s the intimacy, the closeness.
You can get sex from anyone.
But it takes someone special for intimacy.
gonna end racism around 4:30pm today if that works for everyone
Since today is national coming out day here’s a yearly reminder that even if you aren’t out to anybody yet, you’re still valid and hope that someday you won’t have to be afraid anymore.
please take all of the time you need, there is no due date to come out, you open up on your own terms, in your own way ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Hot take: mental health is just as important as physical health and should be treated with the same seriousness.
Hey fellas, just a reminder that it costs zero dollars and zero cents to send me $30
I have been made aware that this post has certain inaccurate claims in it. I am investigating the problems now and will make edits in the future, thank you all for pointing out the issue, my apologies.
Hey fellas, just a reminder that it costs $30 to send me $30
Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.
